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Mayo Clinic

The guys who Run Rochester, if you want to open a buisness here you got to make sure Mayo dosn't want to bulldoze the space for a new medical center. But it put this city on the map.

Damn Mayo clinic I just set up shop here one week ago and now there bulldozing it!

by Peter Irving August 16, 2008

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Mayo Clinic

A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P

The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

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mayo clinic

A euphemism for blowing a load / jerking off.

The patient went to the mayo clinic, which is why his prostate is inflamed.

by ernest_borgnine August 16, 2022

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mayo clinic

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by mnaogjar May 7, 2024