Mayoman danny sandwitch

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.

Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.

He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.

Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.

Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please