Random
Source Code

mayorkas

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.

Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.

by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021


Alejandro Mayorkas

Should never be dhs secretary in the us.

Dear Alejandro Mayorkas you're not fucking patriotic enough, you don't deserve dhs secretary

by Sexydimma October 1, 2023