Mays Monday

A holiday in which Caps Lock is kept on (Occurs every Monday) to appease the soul of Billy Mays. If the Caps Lock is not kept on, Billy Mays will rise from the dead and eat children souls on Tuesday.

OH GOD IT'S MAYS MONDAY! JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK ON, AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM!

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