McChicken sauce

The sweet and delectable taste of manliness on your fries. The feeling of your arteries clogging is common.

McDonalds eater: Can I get extra McChicken sauce with that?
McDonalds employee: That will cost you 25 cents extra.
McDonalds eater: Bitch!

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McChicken Sauce

A sweet condiment locally sauced from the back of every McDonald's, harvested from the Male Employees semen with a splash of mayo to create the sweat addicting sauce.

McDonalds employee: Sorry we're out of McChicken sauce, we only have girls on tonight!
McDonalds eater: Its just Mayo, how do you run out of Mayo?
McDonalds employee: Chefs secret!