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To think out loud while obviously stoned
Joe loves to McConaughey in his new Buick, must be because he's tripping balls all the time
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a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and playing bongo drums in the nude.
I woke up on Friday at 11 am, and started my day with a couple of McConaugheys.
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To enjoy the gifts life has brought you. Named after actor Matthew McConaughey who seems to be genuinely aware of the extraordinary lucky turns his life took and fully enjoys them. Everybody can be a McConaughey; it's just a matter of enjoying what's at hand and not focusing on what's still missing.
Joe: I'm under terrible stress, life's such a bitch...
Sam: Man, look at yourself! You need a fresh perspective. Life's a gift and you should enjoy it every once in a while. You gotta learn to McConaughey more!
Tim: Yeah, McConaughey the day!
A guy that always finds an excuse to take his shirt off is "pulling a McConaughey".
My neighbor goes to the mailbox shirtless everyday, just to give the neighborhood yentas something to meow about....I swear that guys is "pulling a McConaughey".
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To be as high as Matthew McConaughey is all the time
If the cops have to break down your door because you're playing bongos naked, you're McConaugheyed
McConaughey or The McConaughey is an alternative term referring to anal sex.
My girlfriend bent over and asked for The McConaughey.
I tried to McConaughey your sister last night, but she said, "No."
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the act of doing everyday things shirtless when its completely unnecessary.
Guy#1: Dam, does Todd own a shirt?
Guy#2: I know... I've never seen anyone Matthew McConaughey It while singing christmas carols.
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