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You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth
"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."
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When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!
Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!
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The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!