McDouglas

It’s a Big Mac, but instead of buns, it’s meat. 5 Whole patties of meat.

400 Calories

60g Protein

McDonalds Worker: How many patties?

Man: A McDouglas, it’s a Big Mac right? but everywhere you see bread, replace it with meat.

McDonalds Worker: Um, in total that would be 5 pieces of meat, if what you’re saying is right?

Man: Yeah that’s right, five pieces of meat, no bread.

McDouglas

A McDouglas is a traditional Big Mac from McDonalds, but the buns are replaced with patties. The McDouglas thus has 5 patties, making it the largest McDonalds burger despite being an off-menu item that requires a custom order.

Based, knowledgeable McDonalds customer: Drive me to McDonalds, and get me a fucking McDouglas.

Nerd, uninformed twink: What the heck is a McDouglas?

Based, knowledgeable McDonalds customer: Y'know, a Big Mac, but all the buns are swapped out with meat.