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|Verb| - To McGriddle is to order a breakfast sandwich such as McDonald's McGriddle and let it cool off while still in the wrapper. Then, after it has reached room temperate and you are feeling energetic, tuck the breakfast sandwich up under your nutsack and do 20 minutes of cardio to warm it back up and then give it to someone to else like you just bought them a free, hot sandwich. Naturally, they will be overjoyed and hastily gobble it down, while you feel a delightful sense of personal satisfaction in admiring your McGriddling handiwork.
Yeah bro, I McGriddled the shit out Dylan the other morning! That mother fucker smoked my last joint.
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A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.
A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.
Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"
Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."
Tucker Max : "So you like them?"
Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
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Nick name for someone who was once in shape but gained a bunch of weight and is now obese
-Hey why is everyone calling Ryan "McGriddle?"
-Oh, because he was in shape a long time ago, but ate too many things from McDonalds.
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a breakfast sandwich of warm golden griddle cakes, and different combinations of savory sausage, crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and melted cheese that is frequenly enjoyed by the Indian population
Ghandi would have loved to eat Mcgriddles for breakfast.
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Testicles. Used when one of the many other synonyms would be crude or impolite.
Oh! He took one right in the McGriddles!
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To suck at baseball, or just to suck in general.
"Boy, Rangers pitching sure made the Yankees look like a bunch of McGriddles out there today."
"Man, I totally McGriddled that Algebra final. I hope dad doesn't take away my Z-28."
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A sick, wicked and nasty pancake/muffin dealy that is sold at McDonald's. It can some with bacon or sausage, with egg or no egg.
Pass me that McGriddle BIATCH!
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