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A Fairfax County Public School located in McLean, Virginia. This institution is filled with brilliant scholars who study, while still finding time to enjoy themselves on the weekends. McLean High School triumphs over its rival, Langley High School, intellectually, mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, fashionably, and financially. Little do the teen millionaires of Langley High School know, there are other forms of wealth. At McLean, students enjoy a wealth of happiness, kindness, sportsmanship... That said, McLean forgives their Langley peers for their negative and insulting messages of hatred for Highlanders and McLean. Hopefully, their million-dollar homes have alien-sensitive security systems. MCLEAN HS HAS ALLIES.
The Situation:
A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.
Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"
Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"
Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."
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A school in McLean, Virginia. They are the home of the Highlanders. The football team is mediocre, and only ended a 4 year losing streak in 2019. The marching band is a 3x in a row state champ, though. That’s pretty redeeming. The 2019 marching band was hooked on guava candy, AKA orbs of ambrosia. Lots of kids hooked on juul and weed. Home of a ceiling and bunker demon. Less drugs and not as rich as it’s rival counterpart, Langley High School, also located in McLean. Major overcrowding in 2019. The school lost an outdoor basketball court to trailers due to this. McLean sports may not be the best, but the students have a ton of spirit. Tons of kids came to the games in the midst of the infamous losing streak. Do Langley kids have that much spirit?? I highly doubt it!!
Person 1: “Damn did you see how badly our football team keeps losing?”
Person 2: “Yeah, a shit ton of us showed up to the last game tho. We really pulled a McLean High School.”
Person 1: “Oh damn, isn’t that the cool school with the dope ass marching band who got top score overall at that competition we both happened to be at??”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s right. I feel like we could beat them in football, tho.”
Person 1: “Lmao you’re probably right about that.”
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McLean High School rocks my panties off!! It's way sweeter than Langley bc only half of the kids do coke verse the entire student population, which means we actually graduate and go to college instead of living off daddy's money. The ladies of MHS are fine as hell! They don't cake their faces with make up or get plastic surgery like the Langley bitches. Our parties are always wilder but unfortunately less frequent, bc our parents aren't in rehab.
heather may
you might NOT be a cheap whore but you ARE wearing a cheap whore's uniform. very confusing.
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totally kick ass school, some rich kids, but nothing compared to those langley whores. everyone thinks we suck at sports, but fuck u, we beat u in cheerleading, baseball, and at the first guys basketball games (u fckin langley fairweather fans--yeah that was me yelling)...our football program is gettin a hell of a lot better cuz of coach rivera comin (hes a beast)...got a few freshman sluts (cough marissa cough) and a few bitches (cough kimby cough) but i mean u compare 2 stupid girls to a school full of em...im damn glad im a highlander
H-I-G-H-L-A-N-D-E-R-S oh yes cause we are the best!!!
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The fucking gayest school ever created. Highlanders? Man, fuck that gay shit. They all suck so much dick and cant do anything in sports. Fuck you bitches at McLean
1:Dude I go to Mclean!
2:Wow dude...go kill yourself bitch...
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Man i Wish i went to Langley. If only i had money.. Oh and Is considerably worse than Langley on just about everything.
Why can't my parents afford nice things? Beaten at most sports in past 10 years... Average family income is less than $600,000.00/year -hope you go somewhere in life.
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A gay ass fucking school where the only people there are either emo fat girls or small dick stoners. They try to have clout, but all they can brag about is how much coke they snort on a daily basis. Langley High School is not only rated a better school, but they continuously prove that right. Not only is McLame a drug central, but the academics and athletics are sugar gay. They are proud of being able to make an overweight girl cry and cut herself. They make fun of Langley for having daddy's money and being rich because they are petty they don't have enough for weed. Also, they have trick ass dicks. Silly rabbit tricks are for kids! With that being said, FUCK MCLAME!!!!!!!
Mclean High School is a poor ghetto knock off version of Langley where kids go when they aren't smart enough.
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