me nigga

When some fuck boy comes over to you and asked if anyone told you that you look like Beyonce and you say your name and they ask who that is so you respond with "me nigga"

Fuck boi: has anyone told you that you look like Beyonce
Shalissa: nah they usually say I look like shalissa.
Fuck boi: who's that
Shalissa: me nigga

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me nigga

me nigga

hey how you doing-

me nigga

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Nah, it's just me, nigga

By far the funniest running gag SML has ever done

Chef Pee Pee: Hey, Junior, it’s me, Thomas, what’s the matter, buddy?

Junior: THOMAS?!

Chef Pee Pee: Nah, it's just me, nigga

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cum in me my nigga

When you get anal by your black friend and its so good the dreaded n word slips out.

"Oh white boy, I'm bout to nut."
"Nut a fat warm black load in my prolapsing anus."
"IM BOUT TO NUUT!"
"CUM IN ME MY NIGGA!"
"What did you just say white boy?"
(For the next 7 hours you get violently raped by a angry 6'6 black man with a 9 inch girthy penis)

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