meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

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meal plan karma

When you eat like a fat-ass earlier in the collegiate semester, and have to spend your own money on food after you run out. See also Maruchan Brahmin.

Frat Guy/Athlete 1(early in the semester): "Bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every saturday and sunday. Although it costs 9 meal points, I get soooooo much fuckin' bacon."
Frat Guy 2: "Dude, fuck brunch. Late night Half and halfs are the way to go."

Frat Guy/Athlete (one month later): "I have no more meal points. Meal plan karma really fucked the shit out of me."
Lil B: "It's ok bero, now you get to cook like a pretty bitch. SWAG."

Meal plan? Thank you!!

A repetitive phrase said by the cashier at Lakeside Diner at Georgia Southern University.

When I went to pay for my philly cheese steak, the cashier excitedly exclaimed, "Meal plan? Thank you!!!".

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A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans