Meat Diaper

That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.

You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.

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meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese

hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily