Meat Dragon

a male penis

Damn girl, you need to get your ass over here and throat my throbbing meat dragon!

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Meat Dragon

A raging, testosterone filled anaconda of a penis

Dude, I was watching game of thrones with my girlfriend, when suddenly my meat dragon starting raging uncontrollably, so my girlfriend had to slay it with her mouth.

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Gaping Meat Dragon

The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.

"Yo, how did the orgy go?"

"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."

"Bro, nice!"

Dragon Meat

Used to describe the exceptional hotness of one's High school Biology teacher. Any Life Sciences teacher will be considered for "Dragon Meat" status but only if they meet strict criteria set forth by the "Dragon Meat Association of America" (DMAA) . All Arts teachers will not be considered due to an over abundance of flabby asses and piss tanks.

Hey dude, did you check out Ms. B, what a hot piece of Dragon Meat.

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