meat popsicle

Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.

Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

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meat popsicle

the male genetalia (slang)

"I was so bored in class that I whipped out my meat popsicle and started jerking off. I got a detention."

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meat popsicle

A stupid person

This man is a meat popsicle.

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meat popsicle

1. noun: An edible, frozen confection flavored or concreted with bits of animal flesh.
2. noun: A penis or phallic appearing object.
3. interjection: From certain Anime/Manga circles, a nonsensical greeting or term of endearment.

1. "I could sure go for a meat popsicle on a hot day like this!"
2. "I could sure go for a hot meat popsicle on a day like this!"
3. "Hey, Meatpopsicle! I just got a new ep of Ranma!"

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Meat popsicle

A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.

Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”

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Meat Popsicle

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.

"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"

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Meat Popsicle

A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.

Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.

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