Meat Slinky :)

When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position

I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do

meat slinky

1. large, flaccid penis

2. prolapsed rectum

3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare

"This cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys."

"Oh, I guess I'll get some falafel instead."

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