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An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.
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An absolutely careless senseless clumsy fuck, incapable of following any instructions, usually breaking anything they lay their fat juicy 1 inch stubby fingers on. They are most likely to be weaing steal toe cap boots everywhere they go and are unable to tie up their laces due to the pure chunk of their fingers. D.T & motor vehicle are their key subjects at school although be careful that they don't clonk their heads on anything as the pure mass of their skull will smash anything in its path. You'll easily track them down as they leave a hot smell of cow shit everywhere they go.
Oi Bobby you meathead, what the fuck are you doing running in the D.T workshop.
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One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Usually plays football, wrestles, and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at Hollister are also essential parts of the average meathead's day. Meatheads also tend to abbreviate where they live by putting the first letter of the city, and adding *town after. In addition to lacking high IQs, meatheads tend to stereotype things and people completely wrong.
Common meathead responses:
- "Bro let's down this protein shake then go to the gym."
- "Dude that guy has a Fall Out Boy shirt, do you think he's one of those Emos?
- >>Smashes aluminum can on head<<
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The guy that purposely stands in the way in a bar or club waiting for someone to make eye contact or brush past him so he can start a fight.
A meathead will spend all his time lifting weights and generally being an arrogant prick whose goal primitively is based on intimidating other males who're often a lot smaller than them.
The mentality of a meathead is that having the capability to beat up the majority of normal sized males makes him better than everyone else and makes up for his poor intelligence.
A meathead will often make cruel/physical jokes to friends and acquaintances, meant to appear light hearted, but actually are just assertions of their power- which they'll follow by "i'm just pulling your leg" or "I was joking mate! Don't look so serious!".
Avoid these guys when they're out on the piss because they take the opportunity and pleasure to fight ANYONE. Can be identified by bulging muscles, tight tops and many girls under the age of twenty asking to buy them drinks.
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Someone using anabolic steroids doesn't necessarily make them a meathead, it's about mentality and ego-centricism rather than size and strength.
Friend 1: "Looks like another meathead is kicking off and spoiling everyones night again."
Friend 2: "Hopefully he's barred and we don't have to look a this dick week in week out."
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Typically a rather muscular person who walks around with their arms out to their side. Have no fear and love to start fights for no reason. Anthony or "Tony" is a typical meathead name. Shaved head and tattoos are characteristics of a meathead. Also known as a hardass. They carry around gallons of water acting to be some sort of muscle machine.
Meathead:"yo john, give me 20 bucks and ill knock this bitch ass out"
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Someone above average head, below average intelligence, spends a lot of their time looking in the mirror at their muscles,spends their free in the weight room, and grunts during reps.
Michael Parker was looking at his reflection while currling, when someone yelled hey meathead stop looking at yourself.
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