Medabation

(Med•a•bate•ion)

1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.

2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.

1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”

Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”

2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”