Meer-Force

1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.

1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.