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Melanie Cyrus

The deuteragonist of the 2017 horror comedy film The Babysitter and the main antagonist of its 2020 sequel The Babysitter: Killer Queen.
In other words, a hollow-headed, power-hungry, selfish blonde whore whom thankfully perished in the latter film, which released in 2020 but canonically takes place in 2019; you should not be like Melanie Cyrus.

Person 1: Bro, you remember that chick next door? I heard she's like that blondie hoe called Melanie Cyrus from that film, The Babysitter: Killer Queen.
Person 2: What a weirdo, it's best if we don't bother trying to hit on her.
Person 1: Indeed. If it were up to me, Melanie would end up like King Charles I, King Louis XVI, or Tsar Nicholas II, as much as I condemn the executions of the first 2 and the murdering of the latter third and his family.
Person 2: Same feeling bro, same feeling.

by BismarckFanboy1871 September 20, 2024