Best excuse for a long weekend. Ever.
What a waste of money, time, horses... but still, the Melbourne Cup gets me 2 extra days off school in November!
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Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.
Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.
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Holding a testical in each hand while performing felatio.
The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.
Last time I was in Sydney I was invited into the toilets for a Melbourne Cup.
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When a person smuggles Ketamine pills to a nightclub/festival inside a bucket hat.
"How are out getting the stuff in man?" "I'm Melbourne Cupping it"
"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"