melk

Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.

Mom, can I have a glass of melk?

melk

How mouthbreathers pronounce the word milk.

"Let's make a melk chocolate melkshake!"

melk

Dutch word for milk.

A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.

Melk

Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.

I totally melked in Lisa last night!

Melk

Noun: Alternative to saying milk for people who cannot pronounce the word correctly. Usually in Kuwait.

Put your tooth in melk.

melk

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

melk

better drink than "milk"

call the cool kids say melk instead of milk
example:
TAYLOR-i like melk with my cerial
BEN-ur an asshole