(plural melt boys) a m8 who is v cheeky and banterful but also is nice and melty like cheese on toast. Can be used as an insult or a banterous name for a close bud
Jaz: Emily, You're such a melt boy
Emily: You too m8, you too
An asshole with two wings and a fat bastard afraid of a crack head sucks plenty of dick but still likes the næ næ whip
'damn that melt boy has a tiny dick'
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