Mentally sex fucked

When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.

Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.

Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.

Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol

Peter: Re-really? *sigh*

Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol

Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife

Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.

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