Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.

Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.