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A guy from Port Coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-pubescent girls a little too much. Known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater Vancouver area. Children in the area have given him the nickname "Merv the Perv" since he looks much more like a Merv than his real name of Corey ("the Perv" part of the nickname is self-explanatory).
Little girl 1: Isn't that Merv the Perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?
Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!
Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.
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A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.
I'm Merv the Perv, can I stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?
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Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.
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