Meryl Slag

A so-called “actress” in a reality TV show, like Truman’s on-screen wife Meryl in the movie The Truman Show, who gets paid to whore herself out to the unknowing protagonist while receiving orders from the “big man” (aka. Lunatic looser) Christof via an earpiece.

Dude: Damn, man! Weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. So, I’m plowing that chink skank and suddenly I hear some static coming out of her ear. Still finished but goddamn that was freaky!
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...