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A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.

Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'

by Dan Daman December 30, 2005


Mess

Usally refers to male who has recently shit themself. However, not referring to a woman, that would be a "brown leaf"

Oh shit dude, I just messed myself

by 2d00dgetinf00d May 09, 2017


Mess

Sperm, ejaculation

He messed all over her face! Ew!

by Meowmix36 March 17, 2009


Mess

someone who..
1. is intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.
2. doesn't try with their appearance.
3. is really unorganized.
4. is naive.
5. sleeps all day
6. doesnt do their work.

dude, steph's a mess..
i know, she sucks at life.

by jildoe. April 17, 2009


Mess

Me

I am a mess

by A.mess January 07, 2018


Mess

Someone who has a broken phone screen.

Have you seen Aliza? She's a mess, just like her phone screen.

by alizaismess™ March 02, 2016


Mess

Is the genitalia in a male.

"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"

by Iker99 September 14, 2011