Messy March

n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.

Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!

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