Metal Bar

A term used for disguising the fact that you need to relieve bowel stress.

(In a crowded store)
Mom: Come on Jimmy!
Jimmy: Mom! I need to go metal bar!
Mom: (Is glad no one noticed the hidden request to go to the bathroom) OK Jimmy, lets go then.

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bar metal

The change that you have leftover after a night at the bar

Dude, I'm hungover as shit! Do you have any bar metal i can borrow for the bus ride home?

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