Metal Fan

1. Somebody who likes the music of the 'Metal' genre of music.

2. A device used for cooling, usually oneself. Metal fans tend to be more of the industrial variety, i.e. larger and more powerful.

I'm a big Metal fan. I like the classics, like Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, Motley Crue, but new stuff as well, like Wolfmother and Children of Bodom.

I'm a big Metal fan, too. *spin* *spin* *spin*

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Death Metal Fans

I feel disgraced to be associated with you assholes. I've memorized all of Cannibal Corpse's songs, yet I know Dr Dre and Eminem are a whole lot more fucking talented.

Shit, you Death Metal Fans bash every fucking genre ever. You always say rap is '75 percent of the word crap', or 'nu metal is fucking weak metal i love anal sex please fuck me Chuck Shuldiner'

...FUCK.

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