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A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.
“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
“Yeah, she must be.”
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When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.
Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.
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A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!
Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd
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The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life
Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state