Mexican AIDS

Another word to use inplace of Swine flu.

"Shit man, don't go near Jose or he might give you Mexican AIDS!"

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Mexican Band-aid

A kotex or feminine napkin. Derived from the words Mexican-as in "south", and band aid-as in "soaks up blood".

"Damn I started my monthly, you have a Mexican Band-aid on you?"

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Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit