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A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.
Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.
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Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)
I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.
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Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.
I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.