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When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
its when a mexican jaks off and there 2 lazy to like go to the toilet so they just put it bak ion their pants and it crusts to make a thick white crust on their penis that looks like cheese
i have some mexican cheese in my pants.
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A liquid containing mostly semen and urine from one or more person. Good on potato chips.
Lindsay: Hey! You comin' over to Chris's? I heard he's making some Mexican Cheese Wiz.
Brittany: Hell yeah girl!
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A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.
"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"
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A Mexican dwarf who seems socially awkward, but really he's sharing his Mexican Dragon Cheese with lucky ladies DAY and NIGHT!
Damn! That guy's such a Mexican Cheese Dragon! Wish I was more like him!
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When a latina woman has a vaginal infection causing her to release a yellow discharge.
I went down on Consuela last night but I had to get the fuck out of there when I saw her Mexican cheese whiz.
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A savoury mexican dish and side dish
Kkungus cant go without eating Mexican cheese pasta and french fries for 5 minutes