mexican cheeseburger

An alcoholic shot.

Ingredients:
1.25 oz. Tequila (chilled, the colder the better)
A drop of Tabasco sauce

Small piece of a Dill Pickle.

Chill the Absolut Peppar & pour into an appropriate shot glass.

Put a small amount of Tabasco on the divot created by the webbing between the Knuckles of your thumb & pointer finger on the backside of your hand (where you would normally place the salt when taking a tequila shot).

The small piece of pickle is ideally used as a chaser. Or,

1. Lick the Tabasco
2. Shoot the tequila
3. Eat the pickle
4. Repeat

I blacked out last night from all of the mexican cheeseburgers at the bar.

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Mexican Cheeseburger

When your girl is on her period so you can't have sex with penetration, but she wants your cum anyways , you masturbate on the string hanging out of her pussy and smear it around.

Girl: I want a Mexican cheeseburger tonight, babe.