mexican earthquake

A seismic activity cause by pure joy.

After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.

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Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!