Mexican Monkey

Something everyone hears in "Get Lucky".

She rubbed a Mexican Monkey!

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Mexican Monkey Fist

When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.

Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?

Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.

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Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

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mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

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