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When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.
Hey guys did you see TJ just did a mexican breakfast on stream!
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A sexual act that occurs between the hours of 5:00am and 11:00am.
Ex: Receiving a blow job at 6am would be a Mexican Breakfast.
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A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.
I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.
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When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.
Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.
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A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.
Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.
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When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.
"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"
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On the morning after, when you have sex with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.
"Wait, I thought you only had sex with Emily last night?"
"No, dude, I gave her a Mexican breakfast this morning and bolted before she even knew what happened!"
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