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dreamwastaken’s twin, but mexican.
technically quackityhq
“ay man, mexican dream is here straight from the barrio man”
to work in california at the DMV.
my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.
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Walking into a hole in the wall Mexican restraunt. When your hostess asks you,"What shall you have this evening." You reply" A taste of Mexican Dream please." The hostess escorts you to the back of the restraunt where the sweaty former female Mexican wrestler "Maria" spreads her legs and lets you taste Mexican Dream.
EX. What do you think I should order?
Bro you need to ask the waiter for Mexican Dream?
Mexican Dream?
Its the best thing here! Its so special its not on the menu?
EX. Man you have to try the "Mexican Dream."
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When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."
When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.
-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream