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The only food worth having to take an epic shit after eating.
Mexican food is just that good.
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Something better than food, its almost a way of life. Tortilla with meat, cheese, and veggies. Cant go wrong there. Dirt cheap too!
Mexican food is the greatest thing in existence.
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It's almost always...
...A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
No, seriously.
What is a taco? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a burrtio? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a fajita? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What are nachos? Little tortillas with meat, cheese and lettuce.
But seriously. Mexican food is food from Mexico.
And it's good.
:D
Let's go get some Mexican food! I could really go for a tortilla wrapped around some meat, cheese and lettuce.
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It is literally a gift from the lord!😍
Guy 1: What is Mexican Food?
Guy 2: The most amazing thing in the world it is hand crafted by the angles!
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While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.
We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.
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How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.
Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?
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If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”