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The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.
Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.
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A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
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to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.
Nelson made the best Mexican hot Pocket for his friend Tido while he was drunk
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When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.
Guy 1: "Where's andy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."
Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
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