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No insurance.
That bitch who hit me had Mexican insurance, I'm fucked.
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Twenty dollar bills, so one can make change with all the Mexican people that buy everything with $100 bills, yes, even if they have twenties. Keeping twenties is insurance against the slowdown caused by having to get change for a $100 from someone else.
I saw a lot of Mexican families in line ready to mispronounce the name of the movie they wanted to see after taking 5 minutes standing in line to decide what that movie would be, so I made sure that I had plenty of Mexican Insurance on hand by keeping more twenties in my drawer.
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Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.
"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."
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