Mexican trunk snake

The sexual act of having a partner, usually that of the Mexican race, coating their hand in delicious chipotle sauce. Then, with a minimum of four fingers, ramming the hand up the partners anus. This is the one instance where using chipotle sauce will actually give you bloody underwear.

Craig: Hey Joe, how was your trip to Mexico City?
Joe: Pretty good, except that i picked up this hooker and she gave me a Mexican trunk snake.
Craig: Oh man, well i know how much you love chipotle sauce...
Joe: Yeah, only now my favorite pair of underwear has blood stains.

Craig: Damn... better keep that stuff in your sandwiches for now on.

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