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When a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral sex on a man.
Damn girl, that Miami Heat you just gave me was extra hot!
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The embodiment of evil.
Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.
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STD.
Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.
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Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.
I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.
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A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.
All we could give her was some Miami Heat.
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NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here
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Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!
I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!
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