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celebrate the guy's entire catalogue
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
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A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.
These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."
Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.
Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.
The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):
Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?
Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3
My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
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Blind Pedophile supporters who don’t care for children. They are blinded by fame and glamour. Keep your children safe from pedophile fans!
Michael Jackson fans are delusional. They disgust me!
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The Michael Jackson fan club is the best group in the whole world, we are like the power rangers but stronger. And sexier.
"the michael jackson fan club is the best group of people known to man!" -darth vader
People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
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A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.
Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!