Michael Heflin

An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.

Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"

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