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Michael Oliver

The name of the only competent referee in the premier league. Which is funny because he’s still very bad compared to European referees, however as he shares a league with such referees as Anthony Taylor and Mike Dean, it makes him look like VAR was a human being. However seems to always miss handballs and therefore has given more VAR handballs than any other referee. He has a chubby chin but is quite athletic. Finally, he’s unpopular with Assistant referees as he always plays advantage when they flag for a foul, making them look stupid.

Person 1: “Oh nice, Sarah is our coach tonight”
Person 2: “Oh she’s such a bad teacher
Person 1: “they’re all bad, but she’s a Michael Oliver, bad, but much better than the rest.”

by James Bronson February 13, 2022


Michael Oliver

a southern Africans male within the ages of 14-20

"Hey look, Thats a cool looking Michael Oliver"

by Michael Oliver from Africa April 24, 2023