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A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza
Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them
An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
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A literal angel sent down to earth who the human race does not deserve to be graced with the present that is him. He is the most gorgeous creature to ever breathe the same air as you and you should be counting your blessings every night. He’s also incredibly talented as a diverse actor who does a magnificent job as portraying the riddler on the show Gotham.
Cory Michael Smith is perfect point blank periodt
A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin
Linda, I had another dream about James Michael Smith. We had sex for hours.
Is an amazing, talented, kind, caring person. Avery always rocks his big booty and loves the shit out of his friends. Someday he’ll name his child Robert The Smith. Avery is such a talented person that you’ll never be able to get enough of. He cries to Desire by Battery Point, but he’s not your average shoegaze kid. He believes Title Fight is bim and makes sure people know that.
Ned: wow! That Avery Michael Smith kid is the BIM!!!
Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴
Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑
Sadie: So you down for a three-way?
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#1 Ludwik the Guinea Pig fan.
Ludwik the Guinea Pig and Cory Michael Smith are fast becoming besties on social media. This is a highlight of 2016.