michigan syndrome

Michigan syndrome, as we have come to call it, is the "disease" that inflicts girls in michigan. Whenever we visit Lake Michigan, on the beach, there are hot girls everywhere, but they are with their ugly/wussy/dorky boyfriends. Whenever you see a hot chick with a guy who doesnt belong with her, that is michigan syndrome

"Dude, did you see that chick?"
"Yeah, she was hot, but judging from that guy she was with, she definitely has a case of the michigan syndrome"

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Michigan Down Syndrome

The syndrome common to female inhabitants of the state of Michigan.
Key characteristics include pronounced forehead and face that seems to be sucked in by the mouth giving a bitter look.
Some say that the patients look like relatives of hulk hogan.

Tom: Yo did you just see that chick, she must have just bit into a lemon or something cause she looked rediculous.
Lane: It wasn't a lemon, she just has a bad case of michigan down syndrome.

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